How Order of the Phoenix should have ended:
- Harry: *takes the prophecy off the shelf*
- Lucius Malfoy: Only the people of whom the prophecy were made can take it from the shelf.
- Harry: *puts prophecy back on the shelf*
- Harry: *goes home*
- Sirius: *doesn't die*
- The End.
My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face
Andy Dwyer Presents: D.C. 101 with Professor Andrew Dwyer (x)
hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you
Chris Pratt and Dylan Prunty Recite Lines from “The LEGO Movie”