beyonseh:

beyonseh:

i haven’t had a proper sleeping schedule ever since i missed beyoncé dropping her album in decemeber… i don’t trust sleep anymore

(via cincodegayo)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via ourbedroomafterthewar)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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(via imparalyzedbyitt)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via allisnasavedtheday)

claudiastilinskis:

Can I join the trend

insp. (x)

(via allisnasavedtheday)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Taylor Swift in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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(via cincodegayo)

msdisneyprincess:

frostbackscat:

patronustrip:

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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Not only run in heels, but run up stairs made of ice in heels.

If that’s not badass enough, she’s skipping steps. 

#Elsa is a bamf

(via baracknobama)

ed-sheeran:

taylor fandom waiting to save urls about fifth album like

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(via imparalyzedbyitt)

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via rashidajones)

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

(via memoriesbreakourfall)

issh-e:

Get me a straw

issh-e:

Get me a straw

(Source: naruhodos, via drakeslintroller)

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

(via kingsleyyy)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via flawwss)

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via theflowershop)