do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on
no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.
oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me
I swear, this man is a philosopher.
My name’s Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I’m undeclared, unattached and… unwelcome pretty much everywhere, but here.
- Interviewer: What would you think of One direction if you weren't a member-
- Niall (without letting the interviewer finish): I'd love them.
- Interviewer: of One Direction?
"What do I like about myself? Hmm… um… What do I like most about myself? … Why is this taking me so long? Um… Uh… well, I… I’m… uh… I can reach the high places."
Taylor Swift (in an interivew, when asked “What you do you like about yourself?)
TAYLOR CANT BE 24 IN A DAY NOOOO NO NOOOO NOPE NOPE NO TAYLOR SWIFT IS 17 SHE WEARS CHOKERS AND POLO SHIRTS AND LOOKS LIKE SHE HASNT BRUSHED HER HAIR IN 8 DAYS SHE WEARS SUNDRESSES TO RED CARPET EVENTS AND IS OPENING UP FOR BRAD PAISLEY SHE JUST WON THE HORIZON AWARD AND CRIED DURING HER SPEECH BECAUSE IT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF HER SENIOR YEAR TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT 24
whose line will forever be one of my favorites
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”