- boy: mm what are you wearing?
- me: four inch little brown Bebe shoes
- mom: 29 DOLLARS!!!!!!!
when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it
Thanksgiving is coming!
Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own.
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft.
Did you just do that.
The level of metafuckery right here is incredible
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
"Summer is dunzo."
Stephen Colletti, Laguna Beach (via rlyfake)