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How Order of the Phoenix should have ended:

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

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Andy Dwyer Presents: D.C. 101 with Professor Andrew Dwyer (x)

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anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

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worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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– Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf (560,615 plays)

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

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Chris Pratt and Dylan Prunty Recite Lines from “The LEGO Movie”

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wasiafooltothink:

"How much money does college cost in America?"

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